February 2012
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my parrot just spoke its first words and said “i’m a big boy.”
oh my god i’m such a proud mother right now
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facebook friend's status: omg what happened last night
me: *scroll scroll*
facebook friend's status: crying, can't believe he would do this to me
me: *scroll scroll*
facebook friend's statuses: weezy f. baby dats da name, my dick...
me: *scroll scroll*
facebook friend's status: going 2 bed, hmu 888-i'ma-fuckingmoron
me: *scroll scroll*
facebook friend's status: *insert quote and/or picture from tumblr*
me: *scroll scroll*
facebook friend's status: like the picture, not the link!!!! xoxo pc4pc
me: *proceeds to log off facebook for eternity and go on tumblr*
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hate0n1t-deactivated20120522 asked: You're kind of just really gorgeous and I wish I looked like you. Just saying. c:
when a really hardcore song starts playing on your computer and you start headbanging and creating your own moshpit
and then your mom walks in
January 2012
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Rorschach's Journal: OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.OMFG... →
malcology:
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS IN 3D.
OMFG STAR WARS…
THIS WAS MY EXACT REACTION. I passed by the tv and I saw the word “Jedi” and...
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Every year that goes by, a year older we are....
Anonymous asked: how did you come up with your url/?
spallon:
it makes me really emotional when other members of the band besides the singer mouth along to the words like they’re all so into the song
At the end of concerts;
Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
Me: no no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE FUCKING OLD OR SHIT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING BOW NO NO GET THE FUCK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME
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Today in history, my teacher was telling us about this old Native tribe that would put wood planks pressed against their foreheads for weeks at a time so they would have elongated skulls. Everyone in the class started laughing and making fun of the tribe saying how stupid the whole idea was. Then my teacher said, “You can’t judge what somebody believes. In American culture now, we all...
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